DADDEH TYME

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TEH SCARY PASTAW (WARNING: SO SCARY)
WUNCE OPUN A TYME, MAH DADDY WAS CELEBRATING FATERS DAI DEN HE WUZ LIEK "WEREZ MAH FRAIS!?" DEN I WUZ LIEK HERE HAVE A BANANA. I GAWT SUM FLOWARZ FROM TEH BANANA AND DADDEH WUZ LIEK "WUT TYME IS IT!? DADDY TYME!" DEN I WUZ LIKE "DADDEH PLEASE" MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN DEN HE WUZ LIEK NUUU I DEAD SO I WUZ LIKE DADDEH YOU FORGOT YOUR WALLIT WITCHA TO HEVEN! THEN MOMMY WUZ LIEK "DADDY IS DED BRAH SO LETS RENT A NEW WUN" TEH DADDEH RENTAL WUZ SO SCAREH, THAT IS WEN I RELIZED NEW DADDEH WUZ BEN DROWND SO HE STAB MEH AND KEALED ME AND I DED. DEN, HE SAID "NO MORE BANANA GIMMICKS!" DEN MAH MOWMY SAID BANANA AND BEN DAID. MOWMEH DIDN'T LIEK DAT I WUZ DED SO SHE PUT MAH BEUTIFUL CORPSE BEHIND THE TACO BELL DUMSTER SO I AM WATING FOR MOMMY DAY SO I CAN KEAL HER. BUTT FIRST, I AM GONNA HAVE A PARTEH WITH SLENDY, HAPPY APPY, AND ZALGO LOLZ U LIEK?

SCARY CLIFFHANGER (WARNING: SCARY)
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WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? TUNE IN TO MOMMY TYME COMING IN 6/27/13