DEATH BY POOPOO

YO WAZZUP BEIG BAYBEH, I WUZ JUST GOING TO MAH SUPAR TOILET AND CHECKING IT DEN A LOT OF POOPIE STARTED TO GO UP MY MOUTH, I SWALLOWED IT THEN I DESIDED TO GEAVE A BANANA TO HAEPY APPY BUT DEN I DAIED CUZ I SWALLOIWED OH YEAH KOOL AID 4 LYFE BABEH!

AWESUM LESSAN
NEVAR POOP ON TOILATZ OR ELSE IT KEALS YOU BY SHOOTING OUT IT'S POOPOO SO GIVE BANANA TO YOU, AND TO YOU LEWSAR GIGGLE LOL OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM WRITING THIS