JEFF IS NOT BACK

YO WAZZUP LOSER, I AM DOCUMENTING ON A DOOD NAMED "JEFF TEH KILLA" TATZ RAIGHT BAYBEH!!! :D     ANYWAYS, HE IS WHITE, AND GHETTO, AND HE LIVES AT "CREEPYPASTA MANSION" DOWN AT CRYBABY LANE HOLY BEN DROWNED!!!



So yesh, I wuz just walkin down dah stret when I went to an alley and it had lotza spaghetti! (and grafitti) It said "I'M COMIN TO YO HOUSE SUCKA." I wuz liek COOL and den I went to my house...I saw YooStink videos for kool doods onleh. I saw this one which is kewl.

How stoopid of you sucka.

You are too stoopid of my coolness presence in your face.

I will play with everything you stand for.

Important dude.

I am not watching you.

And soon we can play XBOX 360. FOREVER LOLOLOLOL

So yesh, this beautiful dood is gonna play with me. I am so excited so I bought the PS4, chess boards, and MONOPOLY!!! So a few days later, I saw another video of the HAPPY ASYLUM which was next to Batman: Arkham Asylum. There wuz a teddeh bear named Pawpy and he wuz playing so much, time passed and they grew one year older in 2 days. So I thought they would be dead, but they were still smooth looking, even at 8,349 years old! Pawpy would say GO TO YOUR GAMING WORLD like Jeffrey does. But den...it WAS Jeffrey so I wuz liek HOLY JEFF THE POTATO MAKIN OUT WITH BEN DRAWNED!!! I realized this can be a great chance to live 4 lyfe and still be young!



So yeah, I heard a huge bang and I thought it was my friend's daddy putting his head through a tree, but I saw Jeff with lotza game boards and 4 controllers! (just in case the batteries die) So I got my huge candy cane and gave it to Jeff. Time toe3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

YO WUZZAP BAYBEHZ, THIS IS YO HOMBOI JEFFREY AT THIS OLD DOOD'S HOUSE. ANYWAIS, THE DOCUMENT IS NOW OVER BECUZ WE ARE HAVIN LOTZA FUN AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE (Insert your name here) I THINK ITS TIEM TO PLAY WITH YOU SO U CAN LIVE FOR LYFE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLeo0fkrpfereirfeuigfuiehfeiufhioehfeomgwhyamidoingthisanywaysueihfueifhererirheurfehfiehruieheuihuihuhfeuhfeihfeihfereirheirheri

Sincerely, Jeff the Kooler

P.S: I like how the decapitated pawn from our chess board bounced to the guy's computer and to the keyboard. It typed very kool words. :D